03Feb

Unlikely Friends

Cat Funnies

A very cute video. About 7 mins long.

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15Jan

Printer Repair

Cat Funnies

Subject: Printer repair
Dear printer repair man: Please come to my house and check my
printer. Every time I use the printer - and I am away while it
prints - my papers are wrinkled, even shredded. Sometimes the ink is
blurred. I hope that you can find the problem!!
Sincerely, Concerned Computer Owner
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Dear Concerned Computer Owner: While [...]

27Nov

Need Some Z’s

Cat Funnies

I saw this and just had to share. So cute!

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18Nov

Cat Bathing as a Martial Art

Cat Funnies

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away.

I’ve spent most of my life believing this folklore. Like most blind believers, I’ve been able to discount all the facts to the contrary - the kitty odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.

The time comes, however, when a person must face reality; when he must look squarely in the face of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce: “This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez.”

13Nov

Cat Bloopers

Cat Funnies

Just press the play button.

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